i want to masturbate but i cant afford the name brand stuff so im always jakeing off and busting a rut and shit
Watch out bro! Your robo-friend is starting up their kissy protocol and they input you as a parameter!
20s mobster bf whos weirdly affirming because he just answers everything with "alright boss" and "on it boss" and "good idea boss" and
YEARS of content drought excused by them working on the PvE, a whole sequel that was released whose one and Only selling point over the original was that PvE would be coming, this genuinely might be the single biggest fuck up from a company we've seen in Years and it's so deserved happening to Blizzard 💚
First base is violence second base is convoluted codependence third base is applying pressure to the vulnerable parts of their body to keep their entrails from spilling out





